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Now that I’ve beaten Super Mario Bros Wonder, I can start to date again. But dating is hard and I’m not equipped to handle all of that responsibility. To help mitigate my stress, I’ve decided to have the big brains of the computer science department make a dating profile for me. Is crowdsourcing my love life a good idea? Idk, but my bookie, Bereket, is taking 20:1 odds that this won’t go terribly wrong which honestly sounds pretty modest to me. I feel like people are pretty good at making group decisions, right? And you guys have my best interest at heart and wouldn’t try to embarrass me in front of all the singles in Vancouver, right? Like you guys will help me choose the best pictures to convey who I am and not purposefully submit photoshopped monstrosities for consideration, right? Nah you guys are my friends and friends help each other. That’s so nice of you guys, y’all are the best, idc what anyone says about you behind your backs. Really appreciate it xoxo. So let’s prove the power of friendship isn’t just an anime trope and work together to make me the best dating profile any of us have ever seen. Feel free to submit photos for consideration via slack DM and the music for the presentation is presented by MARINA.